• Tom Walsh doesn't like cheap gas. That's just positively un-'merican. Pardon us for enjoying our instant gratification society. [Freep]
• When we saw this headline we thought for a moment maybe if he had rammed the right car it would have been ok. [Detroit News]
• If you actually want to watch Barrett-Jackson, check out SPEED TV. Also, get a life. [East Valley Tribune]
• The General's getting a bit gassy over domain names today. [Detroit News]
• They found a WHAT in this guy's car? [chron.com]