• The UAW hasn't ruled out a merger yet. Of course, they've yet to rule one in either — but hey everyone, let's jump on the bandwagon of reporting that non-story. [Detroit News]
• Hey, Mark Fields — looks like you've got nowhere to hide now! [Freep]
• LaSorda takes responsibility at Chrysler — but can he fix it? [NYT]
• Can't be a December to remember without a bow, right? [The Herald Sun]
• A perfect Kiwi parking job. [stuff.co.nz]
• Why police officers hate the Infiniti G35. [Newsday]