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ā€¢ The first rule of being a former GM board member ā€” we do not talk about GM. [Freep]
ā€¢ Battenberg and friends ā€” now to be forever called the "Delphi Baker's Dozen." [Detroit News]
ā€¢ FoMoCo output cut to add "stress" to the auto industry? Let's be clear here, this is the most obvious headline ever. (sub. req.) [WSJ]
ā€¢ We don't know who Martine McCutcheon is ā€” but we do know she's a Brit, and she was robbed in her car. [ITV News]

ā€¢ Pizza driver shot, crashes car while fleeing. Mamma Mia! [Courant.com]