• The first rule of being a former GM board member — we do not talk about GM. [Freep]
• Battenberg and friends — now to be forever called the "Delphi Baker's Dozen." [Detroit News]
• FoMoCo output cut to add "stress" to the auto industry? Let's be clear here, this is the most obvious headline ever. (sub. req.) [WSJ]
• We don't know who Martine McCutcheon is — but we do know she's a Brit, and she was robbed in her car. [ITV News]
• Pizza driver shot, crashes car while fleeing. Mamma Mia! [Courant.com]