• Nein, DCX...zee health cuts vee hahve takhen, vee cahnot do anymohre! [NYT]
• Seger's gonna tour this winter — will it be a "Like A Rock" tour sponsored by Porsche? Or will Chevy have the rock-hard trucks necessary to bring him back into the fold? [Freep]
• Crash-test dummies get some more love, and are added to the window stickers. [USA Today]
• Mark Phelan thinks the Jeep Compass is rugged. Really — and how's it rugged, again? [Freep]
• A suspicious car shuts down the Pentagon bus stop. Glad to know military intelligence was all over that. [Times of India]
• The Air Force jet car! [Kansas.com]