• Guess which guy's the head of GM North American marketing and sales. Hint - it's not Tiger Woods or Jerome Bettis. [Detroit News]
• Any racing series called the "Hoosier Outlaw Sprint Series" probably won't end well for somebody — and for Joe Rebman, it was deadly. [USA Today]
• Yay, BP! Good work keeping profits up, while also high-balling those estimates on the closure time of the Prudhoe Bay pipeline. Beyond Petroleum, our asses! [MSNBC]
• The Freep's Mark Phelan wants to make love to drive a Opel Astra Saturn Aura. [Freep]
• I-275 is probably not the best place to land an airplane. Especially not if you built it yourself. [Detroit News]
• Only in Australia would "voter fury" equal a tax incentive on solar energy and ethanol fuel. [Sydney Morning Herald]
• A Hampshire vigalante named "The Mobile Slasher." Figure out why by reading the article, because we can't stop laughing long enough to re-tell it. [Mirror.co.uk]