• How did the turtle cross the road in New Hampshire? By causing a four-car crash. [Seacoast Online]
• And continuing with our "when animals attack" theme — drunk pelicans crashing into cars in SoCal. [The Advertiser]
• Of course, even animals aren't to blame for all of our car-related problems. Sometimes it's just a really angry dad. [Sunday Mirror]
• Look — Silicon Valley engineers love cars too...electric cars. [Freep]
• "Toyota...how could U of M ask for anything more?" [Detroit News]
• An IRL-Champ merger really would be like Ebony and Ivory. [TSN.ca]