• We dunno what we've been told — Line-X Spray-on's really...umm...bold? Cold? Old? [Freep]
• Power outlets are the new cup holders — which was the new black. [Detroit News]
• "I'm old — and indestructible! [SeattlePI.com]
• Apparently, Tony Stewart thinks he won't need a 'stunt cock' anymore. [Charlotte Observer]
• A car with no headlights is like a horse with no name. [KTVZ]
• What a son! And all we did was let our mom hit our car for Mother's Day. [Star-Telegram.com]