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ā€¢ We dunno what we've been told ā€” Line-X Spray-on's really...umm...bold? Cold? Old? [Freep]
ā€¢ Power outlets are the new cup holders ā€” which was the new black. [Detroit News]
ā€¢ "I'm old ā€” and indestructible! []
ā€¢ Apparently, Tony Stewart thinks he won't need a 'stunt cock' anymore. [Charlotte Observer]
ā€¢ A car with no headlights is like a horse with no name. [KTVZ]

ā€¢ What a son! And all we did was let our mom hit our car for Mother's Day. []