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ā€¢ Wait. UAW members go to college? ā€” What's that sound? It's the sound of auto writers everywhere changing their narrative... [Freep]
ā€¢ If they are so safe ā€” we're gonna start sitting in child seats. [Detroit News]
ā€¢ Dude ā€” I'm telling you ā€” we totally got sold some schwag Ethanol. [Nantucket Inquirer & Mirror]
ā€¢ We sense a movie here: "A black bear cub and it's mother are crossing the road ā€” when disaster strikes. The cub seeks...vengeance." [Clarion Ledger]
ā€¢ Oh boy, this ought to be fun ā€” it's shareholder meeting time at the General today. [Detroit News]

ā€¢ Can I get an "I!" - "N!" - "D!" - "Y!" What's that spell? "Indy!" [WFAA]