The Jalopnik Morning Shift

We may earn a commission from links on this page.


• Mission accomplished? (We've really got nothing more to say here — the picture kinda speaks for itself. [C&L]
• "You're with me, leather!" [First Generation Monte Carlo]
• Jerry Reynolds just got burned out in the hot, hot Texas sun. [Detroit News]
• Did they find it at a farm in Milford, MI — next to Hoffa? And really — what the hell is a spell for returning a flying car back home? Wyngardium Leviauto? [iol.co.za]
• Atari says: "Create-a-car!" [Xbox Addict]
• Does this mean the Jetta is edible? [USA Today]