The Jalopnik Morning Shift

By
Ray Wert
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• An apple a day, keeps the health costs away. [Freep]
• Welcome to Detroit...we hope you survive! [Detroit News]
• And the winner of "Most obvious headline of the year" goes to...ABC News! [ABC News]
• Best. Sales Month. Ever. [Marketwatch]
• Merger madness, it aint just for the car companies anymore. [Houston Chronicle]
• Question #1: Charlotte has high-rise buildings? Question #2: It's pink? [Charlotte.com]

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