The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• Wagoner: Dead Man Walkin'? [New York Times]
• Everybody goes surfin', surfin' and dyin'! [The Daily Telegraph]
• That road commission, those rascals...they switched the street signs! We knew someday those pranksters would cause problems. [Port Huron Times Herald]
• Turn around bright eyes...every now and then I fall apart...and I need you now tonight...I need you more than ever...and if GM holds me tight... [The Car Connection]
• Blimey! What the devil is a hybrid? [MPH Online]
• UAW: "They're gonna take 'er jobs!" [Detroit News]
• We try not to be smug...like the hybrid owners of South Park. [South Park Studios]