The Jalopnik Morning Shift

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• When we hear Delphi execs saying things like "We'll cut pay gradually," why does it remind us so much of blood-letting? [Detroit News]
• There's nothing really funny about DaimlerChrysler cutting 300 jobs in Germany, other than maybe the name of the city: "Boeblingen." Great, we found the funny! [RealTimeTraders]
• We hear this woman is pleading guilty on DUI charges. That's probably a good idea. [Chicago Tribune]
• Is it just us, or does this kid look like he's way too old and way too big to be in a child seat? [FemaleFirst]
• There should be a sign atop the GM press conference about their pricing strategy later today — DANGER: Falling PR! [Freep]
• It's probably a bad sign when GM's asking all the employees from Warren to come in to the office for a meeting on Tuesday. It's probably a worse sign when they've asked you to bring your company car to the meeting and hired extra security guards for the day. [ABC12]