Unless you're the first person ever to have one, the fake shatter sports decals with the baseball/puck/bass coming out of the window is perhaps the most white trash gift on the market. In fact, if you're the first person to put one on your car you can go straight to hell. We'd like to throw an actual baseball through the window of anyone with one of these on their cars.
It's even worse than the fake bullets or Calvin-peeing-on-logos decals because the driver with this on their car assumes they're clever and you'll recognize their wit when you drive by. This is the one gift on the list that, if you receive it, you have every right to throw it in the trash right in front of them (because where are you going to exchange it?). Thanks to SLRSpeedShop for reminding us of this shitty trend.