When you're gift shopping and your choices are between NOS-brand, sheepskin or floral just walk away. While you may be able to pull it off in an old beater or a car with stained seats, no one with a nice car is going to want to cover up their premium leather seats with Hawaiian Punch-colored faux-sheep's wool. It's just never going to happen.

Here's our advice if you're given one of these by someone you care about, because relationships shouldn't end over bad gifts. Burn your car. Burn it to the ground. Take the insurance and buy a new one. Or, you know, spill something on them. Whatever is easier for you. Just ask TR3-A.