Scientists much greater than I are saying that this is merely an effect caused by the shutter speed of the camera matching up with the rotational speed of the wheels, but I say NAY NAY. Clearly, this is some sort of secret Illuminati Lexus, found in public for the first time.

Okay, yeah, so this alien-Freemason technology clearly works while in motion, but what about when you want to hit the brakes? What then????????????????

(?)

I guess we’ll never know, as the Frictionless Illuminati Hover-Lexus glides off into the sunset.


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