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You find the most random things via Google News at times. Yes, this is, as far as we know, the only lesbian-penned automotive advice column aimed at homosexuals. "Ask the Diesel Dyke" is written by Lena Thompson, who apparently works for an OEM and teaches at a community college, presumably somewhere in the Metro Detwa area. But the name of the column? Let's just say we've got visions of Large Marge from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure dancing through our head. In a unitard.

Ask the Diesel Dyke [Pridesource]

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