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Are you looking for a very impressive car? How about one with the world’s most advanced onboard automotive computer? While your grandma probably won’t care about that, she will love the smooth ride and the interior that’s spacious enough for six adults. You get fuel-injected power too, plus all the reliability you expect from what experts say are the best-built American cars. Fords, in short, starting with the LTD Crown Victoria.

So get it together, buckle up and call Ford at 0-800-LTD484.


Photo credit: Ford via Alden Jewell


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