The Cars Of WalMart

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"Vagina" is his used car dealer's name.


When crazy cat ladies attack... Nissan Altimas.


This one's a subtle masterpiece, not only is this Ford Taurus festooned with troll dolls, the owner's gone to great lengths to apply stick on chrome fire and acquire a Plymouth badge, which has been repurposed to say "MOUTH."


We can think of no more appropriate phrase to be spray painted on a clapped out work van in a WalMart parking lot than "Git R Done." What do you think the side says?

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Chevy Celebritys have a well known high speed instability issue only addressed with the application of a plywood spoiler.

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His other ride probably slapped the shit out of him when it first say this tailgate proclamation.

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Everybody loves Twister, especially when it's keeping the rain out of your busted Grand Am.


Most likely a burning man refugee.


Believe it or not, there's a Volkswagen Beetle in this picture. You'll have to look very close to see it, by then it might be too late.

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We're doubting this beaten S10 will be doing much punishing of anything.


It's plausible this is a mobile still, complete with various containers, hoses, wires and... corn.

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Most people see this picture and see a poor goat chained to a truck, we see it and wonder why more people don't have awesome truck guarding attack goats.


Why pay for a replacement window when some Great Stuff and the old window off your shed will do just fine?

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Um... drugs? Lots and lots of them. That's all we've got.


So you're saying you don't have over the shoulder confederate boulder holder decals on your van? Cretin.

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The main questions here are 'how?' and 'why?'


The aftermarket fog light is nice and all, but it's the old-school flashlight that really sells it.

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Four wheeler transported on the back of a Cavalier, nothing out of the ordinary here.


He's Batman!


This person has deep seated issues which they need to get professional help for.