Whenever Italian is spoken in a Maryland accent on MotorWeek, my day is made. Today is a good day.

I think the Ferrari 550 and 575 are some of the best looking cars to ever come out of Maranello. Sleek, low, fast, nothing can ruin them for me. Not even strange zooming and wipes that make the wheels appear disfigured can hurt my enthusiasm.

Nor can a broken Italian accent by my pal John Davis. Or comparisons to prancing horses. Or any cliches.

This thing is just wonderful no matter who is driving it.

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