A Texas Highway Patrolman commands respect when behind the wheel of a Police Interceptor. When he's standing outside of one with AAA fishing out the keys locked inside? Not so much. (Hat tip to Jim!)
I saw the SFPD deliver a slim jim to a CHP in the same fix one day while I was gassing up. Really regretted not getting one of those fancy telephones with the camera in them. Jalopnik fail, sorry.
Don't some cars lock themselves? Fords? I remember driving something that kept locking itself while I was driving.