Mister Jalopy from Hooptyrides, during one of his archeological treks among scattered ruins of suburban Los Angeles circa 1975, uncovered a photo revealing a haven once used in an ancient mating ritual. The male of the species would initiate the ritual by pluming the rear seating area of his highly virile "muscle" car, decorating it with thick, nest-like carpeting tinted in one of the Pantone Shag-o-lux colors, and outfitting it with cut-rate camping equipment from Zody's. Afterward, he would attempt to intice a female into the ornate lair with promises of intoxicants, Grand Funk Railroad and cunnilingus. Fascinating.
Backseat Love Den [Mr. Jalopy's Hooptyrides]
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