Reigning F1 champion Sebastian Vettel locked down a fancy side gig at Infiniti as their "Director of Performance." Good for him! It's nice to have a backup in case being an insanely gifted and successful racing driver doesn't pan out. Today Infiniti tweeted this photo of Vettel being briefed on his new role.
Frankly, I have no idea what a Director of Performance is supposed to do, except maybe whip the G37 Q50 around racetracks and tell the engineers how it can suck less.
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And I think this ridiculous photo of Vettel on the job could use some great captions from you guys. Have at it using our fancy annotation tool. I'll get you started.