​Siri Is Turning Into Your Mother

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As motorcyclists, we get our fair share of grief from loved ones and random do-gooders. Now it's coming from our phones. This shit has gone too far.

Jensen over at Asphalt and Rubber asked Siri for the closest Yamaha dealer and this was her (its?) response. Funny? Sure. But if my mom doesn't have a shot at killing the allure of two wheels, a pseudo-sentient slab of silicon ain't going to do it either.