To promote his business, a Siberian entrepreneur had his pilot turn his helicopter into a butler — opening bottles, delivering drinks and finally shaving a volunteer's stubble with a razor. Impaled by a rotor/is no way to die/but all the girls/will say you look fly/Chopper Shave.
Somehow, for some utterly irrational, non-sensical reason, I was expecting something slightly more epic when I read "Siberian pilot gives shaves with helicopter".
What, exactly, was I expecting? You don't really want to know. But if you do want to know, it involves using a series of rotating blades in place of a razor.
Not gonna lie, though; the dude has mad flying skills. The bottle opener in particular was mind-blowingly impressive.