They can't guarantee delivery by Christmas, but the Gawker Shop can get your order to you at least before New Year's. That means while all your friends are rocking the tuxes and counting backward from 10, you can jump up on a table, christen the wall with a bottle of cheap bubbly and explain how you're fixing to "stab some motherfucker in the neck," without ruining a thousand bucks' worth of gabardine. It's a relative bargain, we tell you.