Of course you knew Sophia Loren's spread in the 2007 Pirelli calendar wasn't going to be something out of oldladyporn.com — that was just tire-company teasing. As would be expected, Sophia's shots are tasteful (read: above the neck) and fashion-y, as are those from Hiliary Swank, Naomi Watts, Penelope Cruz and model who was born when we were in seventh grade, Lou Doillon. As a matter of fact, the whole calendar's pretty tame compared to past years' nip-slip mania. Damn puritan culture cycles.
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