Shaquille O'Neal is undoubtedly a big fellow. If he consumes a lot, it should be no huge surprise. But a $23,000 monthly gas station bill is one hell of a size 23 carbon footprint. In papers filed surrounding his pending divorce, Shaq is claiming he buys around 7000 gallons of gas a month—or just can't get enough Ho-Ho's and roller-heated hot dogs. Sure, the guy has a posse to support, but sweet mercy, buy some damn Hyundais. There's no way these claims of ginormous fuel costs, alongside stuff like a $1500-a-month cable bill, are some kind of ruse to exaggerate his expenses during the divorce proceedings. No way. [Detroit Free Press]