Dear folks,
Today, just as we were preparing for lunch, an interplanetary ice wad crashed through the roof of the '73 Plymouth Duster in which our IT department is housed. The force of impact crushed the Commodore 64 that runs our Jalopnik content engine which is, essentially, a bootlegged copy of Zork III. After hours of bill-time for expensive consultants and more than 60 Merit Ultra Lights, the damage has been fixed. We should be in motion again, and I would like to apologize on behalf of myself for the *inconvenience* and for any errant spelling errors the outage may have caused.
-Editor
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