Late Fall is not a safe time to park your car near the Vatican... as the owner of this Fiat (and the Mini below the jump) will surely attest to.

We'll let our good friends at Axis of Oversteer explain why:

In late fall in southern Europe, starlings gather in the millions and fly around like winged schools of sardines. They all land at the same time, packing themselves on trees and proceed to do what birds to when they land... near the Vatican, even the holy power of all the saints will not protect your freshly Zaino coated paint...

[via Axis of Oversteer,]