We've just slammed a bottle of Francis Coppola's Diamond Collection Yellow Label 2005 Sauvignon Blanc (in an effort to help poor Jay Shoemaker out) on an empty stomach and you know what we're not thinking? "Hey Oco, you know what would be sweet? We'll take your old Renault, spray paint it black and then paste flames all over it. And dude, a burning lion head would totally make it even extra sweeter. You know what's triple sweet? Home made black rims"
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