No, really. First of all, ignore what the announcer says — this guy wasn't going anywhere near 165mph. But, he was moving at a good clip. We'll just go ahead and guess 100-110mph. And oh brother does he eat it. We mean eat it. How does he survive? Only the good die young. Maniac Mustang bonus video after the jump. [We would like to thank the Mayor for the tip]

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