You ever pull up to a gas pump, and then you realize "Oh darn, I'm a bit far from the hose," and then you think "oh well I'll have to move the car closer," so then you get back in the car, and then you turn it back on, and then you pull up, cut the wheel, then move back a bit, and then you can finally get out and then start putting fuel in the tank, and you stand there the whole time just wishing you could pick your car up and shove it over yourself, but you can't, because you're weak? You just need to go to Kirov, Russia, where that dream comes true.