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This isn't quite as creepy as the severed-head story from a few weeks back but our jibblies are in full effect, y'all. After leaving a bar in Milan, MI, Romulus woman Brenda Humphrey allegedlly needed to relieve herself, so husband Stephen supposedly dropped her at the side of the road and continued driving, only to return to find her lying in a ditch, missing an arm. Authorities say that they haven't recovered said limb, and that when interviewed seperately, the couple's stories don't match up. He could be facing domestic violence charges. We just involuntarily shivered.


Wife's severed arm leads to arrest of Romulus man [Detroit Free Press]

Is the Severed-Head Crash the New Brokeback Enzo? [Internal]