The difference between this story and that of the English-challenged mother-to-be who named her baby "Placenta" because she thought it sounded pretty when the doctor said it, is this: The second one is probably an urban myth. All obvious cultural insensitivities aside, we hope Speedy Gonzalez Urziceanu (or whatever) will be able to fight like a gladiator by the time he hits the age of recess.
Couple Name Baby Speedy Gonzales [Pistonheads]