Hey Johnny, what's that St. Christopher medal there for its health? That's right, ol' Chris, the eye in the sky for travelers, bids us to be friendly and patient drivers who give rights of way to the poor and presseth thine gas pedal as you'd be pressed. Now the Pope's stepping in with some tricks of his own. No drunk driving, no speeding, no personal glorification and no using a car as a place of sin. Damn, there goes the weekend. [Thanks to Graham and David for the tip.]

Vatican issues "10 Commandments" for good motorists [Reuters]

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