Ready To Dispense Some Nevada-Style Justice!

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So I took the passenger seat out of the Civic, loaded it up with crap (who needs a damn SUV?), and now I'm in scintillating Fernley, Nevada.

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Illustration for article titled Ready To Dispense Some Nevada-Style Justice!

LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman is here, as is LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lavrinc, and we've spent the evening cooking up some incredibly cruel and capricious fairness-enhancing penalties to inflict dispense at the race. Tomorrow, we decide who's cheating a lot (compared to the more acceptable cheating level), and on Saturday we race! Come back tomorrow for plenty-o-LeMons action!

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Rob Emslie

Murilee, I note that you have a road flare within easy arm's reach. That's wise, as they are an excellent weapon against zombies or perpetual student drivers. Burn baby, burn!