Readers Say These Are The Most Stereotypical New Cars For Old People

They simply cannot get enough of these piles o shit.

Modern Buicks have come a long way in recent years, and we here at Jalopnik have become fans of the balance of style, comfort, diet luxury, and efficiency.

Submitted by: The NSX Was Only In Development For 4 Years

Once the Scion xB went out of production, they all migrated over to the Kia Soul and haven’t looked back. Honestly, it’s easy to see why. They are easy to get in and out of, still relatively analog, have enough room to pick up the grandkids and their strollers, and can be afforded on a tight social security budget.

Also, you can easily tell apart the Betty Whites from the Bea Arthurs if they chose the Alien Green or Solar Yellow color.

Kia Souls are versatile, efficient, affordable, safe, and easy to get in and out of. This is honestly a great choice for anyone on a budget who prioritizes practicality.

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Lexus RX. Every boomer coming out of a CR-V looking to “finally splurge a bit” is buying them, my parents included.

This was my initial guess for the stereotypical new car for old folks, for good reason. The Lexus RX is a beautifully refined vehicle that prioritizes comfort over sportiness, has a spacious five passenger interior, has legendary Lexus reliability and safety on its side, and is a solid value for the money.

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I know far too many older people with Pilots. Not sure why they need that 3rd row most of the year but they’ve got plenty of room around the holidays when their kids and grandkids show up.

The Pilot seems a bit big for someone whose kids have long-since left the house, but if the grandparents plan on shuttling the grandkids around, then this is a great choice. Spacious, reliable, efficient, affordable, and safe all wrapped up in a package that’s easy to get into and out of.

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I’ve still yet to see any new Corvette without a senior citizen behind the wheel.

I’m glad this made the list. With the magnetic dampers the ‘Vette has a great ride, but I don’t fit well into C8s and I know they’re tough to get in and out of, so if you’ve still got some spring in your step then you might want to look into a Corvette. They have great resale values!

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Golf carts.

If you’re in The Villages or any 55+ full service gated Florida subdivision there is only one choice.

Okay, this makes so much sense. In every wealthy oceanside community the roads are swarming with folks in golf carts. Lido Island in Newport Beach, Naples Island in Long Beach, and Venice Beach in Los Angeles are all crawling with golf carts. They’re cheaper than cars, they’re easy to get in and out of, they have amazing visibility, they’re tiny, and they’re electric. It’s a great choice for someone who doesn’t go far, but there are no safety requirements for golf carts or low speed vehicles, so do everything in your power to avoid busy roads.

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Around here, it’s gotta be the Toyota Highlander. Easy entry, good sightlines, AWD for snow, and reliable as the sun coming up.

They’re everywhere and rarely driven by anyone without gray hair, (something I also have plenty of, TBH).

The other phenomenon with older people in general, is they choose color that matches their hair: Silver, light blue, gray, or the occasional light beige shade to match what Margaret gets for her monthly color touch up.

I actually just recommended my best friend’s mother and my self-proclaimed Southern Mama buy a new Highlander. Her name is Margaret, but she usually goes by Missy or Mama, and she absolutely loves her new Highlander. She wanted the hybrid, but the wait times for hybrid Highlanders were absurd so she went with the standard engine. Love you Mama!

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Even though she just cracked, 50, I’m sure my wife’s Lexus ES300h could comfortably take her into that good night. No need to ever buy another car.

The Lexus ES is a great investment, which is something that’s not usually applicable to cars. It’s incredibly reliable, safe, comfortable, efficient, and it holds its resale values well. Did I mention it’s reliable? It’s really reliable.

Submitted by: Serolf Divad 

Is there a better option?

-Not too high nor too low so easy to get in and out of

-Chock full of save-my-ass-while-driving features

-AWD

-Tons of space for antiques and Christmas gifts for the grandkids

-Not super expensive or flashy

-Loves dogs

My 64-year-old mother owns a Subaru Outback and loves everything about it. I convinced my parents to buy their first Outback in 2010, and they don’t ever want to own any other vehicle. My mom says it feels really solid, the AWD system is incredibly secure, it’s a million times more reliable than their two prior Dodge Grand Caravans, and it’s really comfortable. It even has space in the back seats for my 6'8" self and my big brother’s 6'5" frame to sit comfortably, and it has SiriusXM so they can blast their house music. I rest easy knowing that it’s a very safe car, despite learning recently that my mother had disabled the seatbelt reminder chime — don’t worry, I already freaked out on them about it and I think I scared them into fixing it.

Submitted by: FijiST

In the UK it is Range Rovers. The older folks here just love their Range Rovers, the full size ones, I mean.

How posh.

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Around here (Central Alberta) it’s a $110,000 F-350 King Ranch. All the old guys now have huge trailers and still think they need to support the oil patch. They’re a menace.

My grandpa drove his 1990 Ford F-150 XLT Lariat single cab with an eight-foot bed until the very end, and I was the designated middle seat occupant. Honestly it was such a boon to have a grandpa with a big truck, but single-digit gas mileage is never fun.

Submitted by: JohnnyWasASchoolBoy 

I’m 70 and just bought a Camry because they don’t make Crown Victorias or Avalons anymore.

Camrys are great cars. You really can’t go wrong with a Camry unless you want a car that makes you feel something. But emotions are for the weak; get a Camry and never worry about getting a new car.

Submitted by: mannacler

I think there’s a requirement that you must be over 60 in order to purchase, drive, or even start a Lincoln.

I didn’t think older folks still love modern Lincolns. It makes sense though, with comfort prioritized and brand familiarity. Plus Lincoln only makes SUVs now, so they’re easy to step in and out of.

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Harley-Davidson bikes. I so seldom see anyone under sixty buying one of those anymore.

I do see a lot of older folks on big Harleys, and it makes sense. They’re called cruisers for a reason.

Submitted by: skeffles

I’m convinced it’s illegal for anyone under the age of 70 to own one of these. Aaaaand just realized these ended production 5 years ago.

A C-Max would be a great car for an older person for the same reasons as the Kia Soul and Buick Encore, but it’s electrified for more efficiency.

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