Rappin' Ford Trucks: They're Rough! They're Tough!

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Murilee Martin
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Any rap that manages to rhyme "connoisseur" with "door" deserves a look, especially when it's performed by John Riggins for a mid-80s Ford dealership commercial. Cal Worthington clearly had nothing to fear from this guy, but his work still deserves a space in the Sleazeball Huckster Hall of Fame.

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