Pure Bathing Culture — 'Pray For Rain'

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In honor of my plant children, whom I have just repotted.

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DISCUSSION

I need help on this: Is this a gardener’s thing to anthropomorhize plants? mrs. gokstate returned home from Lowes yesterday with a new “plant baby” Clematis.

I was going to turn it in for the Lowes rewards, but it sure sounds like Dot wants somethin’ to cuddle.