We entered a period of extended mental paralysis after first seeing this picture. First, chocolate-covered bacon on a stick. Second, Monster truck smashing circle-track racer. Finally, American flag. Daytona's Sports Bar in Des Moines, Iowa, you're awesome. [Imgur via Reddit]
Why do they have to emphasize that it's on a stick?
The world may be in economical crisis, third world rulers have nuclear weapons ready to strike the US, the congo is still a warzone, there's a holy war with no end in sight and britney spears still makes records.
It's a scary world we live in and in some small way, I feel like this has helped me look a the world a little brighter.
Two chocolate covered bacon stripes on a stick and ice cold water for 3 bucks.
Whatever the case, I'll take a billion please :D