Playboy Playmate Crystal McCahill Racks Up DUI After Missing Stoplight

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Chicago Police busted busty brunette Playboy centerfold Crystal McCahill for driving her 2005 VW Passat through a red light, while drunk and mumbling incoherently.

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McCahill rose to fame on The Girls Next Door reality show and secured the spot as Miss May 2009. Surprisingly, she achieved all of this without securing a law degree, which may explain why she told the officers she had "three shots" at Climax, the Chicago nightclub where she currently works, before driving. Brilliant.

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Anyone currently having fantasies about Miss McCahill may be turned off by the fact she drives a Passat, and not something cool like Sarah Jean Underwood's Mini S.

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[via Chicago Sun Times]