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Pictured: Me on my way to Radwood at New Jersey Motorsports Park this weekend.

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Rusty Starship

At a family gathering over the weekend, I told my sister that if I could, I’d really like to buy an early-90's Corvette. She rolled her eyes and said, “I mean, I guess. If you’re that desperate to just tell people you have a Corvette.”

I tried to explain that I actually want one because you get a lot of car for your money, and that 90's cars are cool now, and... Yeah. She just thought I was trying to pretend that I’m some yuppie, or something.

Which, may be the unintended effect... But whatever. I’m right, god dammit.