Penis Pump Buyer Dumps Ego Pump On EBay


You can file this story under things you've always suspected but could never confirm. One eBay patron (and no his name isn't ItalianStallion69, we're not that lucky) put his cherry 1986 Ferrari Testarossa on the electronic auction block. What could motivate someone to part with a such a pristine classic? Perhaps it was the Titan Enlarger Penis Pump he just purchased on eBay (which was new, thankfully). At $89.99 plus shipping & handling, the penis pump is not only economical but, unlike the Ferrari, apparently comes with its own lube. This would be embarrassing if it were possible that someone who bought a penis pump on eBay could feel shame.

1984 Ferrari : Testarossa [eBay via Digg]

Swiss Moneybags Names Ferrari Enzo Most Iconic Automobile [internal]


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Yeah, I guess the car didn't work, so he's decided to directly address the underlying problem.