Our Fast is Only a Little Gassy

We often hear voices inside of our heads. Our little VDub gremlin is already well known for the following nuggets of wisdom:

• "Down, Down!"
• "My Fast likes to keep things light!"
• "My Fast thinks delivery is for the weak!"

Well, he's been adding a few new ones to the list:

• "Flex-Fuel! Flex-Fuel!"
• "My Fast doesn't like global warming!"
• "My Fast slugs down Capirinhas and yells Portuguese curses at passersby!"

Volkswagen to stop making gas-only cars in Brazil [Automotive News]

Related:
Don't Make Friends With Your Fast, Just Bid On It [internal]