OnStar Tracking Santa Claus

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Ray Wert
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This year goyim boys and girls can get updates on Santa Claus' journey around the the world from OnStar and the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). Jewish boys and girls, alas, are likely out of luck.

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Beginning at 6 a.m. on Christmas Eve, OnStar subscribers can press the blue OnStar button in their GM vehicles to request a "Santa Update". OnStar advisers will share Santa's whereabout through 5 a.m. Christmas morning.

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People without OnStar can visit www.noradsanta.org or call 1-877-HI-NORAD (1-877-446-6723) for Santa's location.

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You can also track Santa's flight on Google Earth.

[via WXYZ]