Nissan still attempting to turn masturbation into Juke sales

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Matt Hardigree
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model-wannabes. Las Vegas. YouTube. A guy who looks vaguely like an even less threatening version of John Krasinski but is much cheaper to hire. Swimming pools. One shot of the Nissan Juke. Welcome to Nissan's continued simple-minded attempt to turn breasts into crossover sales amongst sore-wristed boys.

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