Nissan HQ Network Snafu?

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Mike Spinelli
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This cryptic e-mail came in a while ago from an alleged Nissan insider:

Nissan n.america network killed by virus! Watch out for carlos! Heads will roll. Nobody doing anything. Time to get drunk. Sent on cellphone.

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Happy virus day, guys. Everyone to the Grand Ol' Opry for the "Hee Haw" retrospective!

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