It hasn't been a good week for Ndamukong Suh. Less than a week after the NFL suspended the Detroit Lions defensive tackle for two games after stomping a Green Bay Packer with his foot, Suh crashed his 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle early Saturday morning.

No one was injured in the accident, which occurred in Portland, OR around 1:15am. Police said Suh was not impaired by drugs or alcohol.

As you can see from the pictures, Suh's vintage Chevy sustained quite a bit of damage. The football player lost control of the car while going around a parked Taxi, and managed to hit a curb, a light pole, a drinking fountain and a tree.

According to witnesses, Suh stomped on the gas a little too hard while passing the taxi and lost traction in the rear wheel drive muscle car. The joke really writes itself here.

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Photo Credit: Ryan Faddis via KATU