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New Toyota Ad Insinuates A Future With The Prius Will Not Require Gas; Cows Will Still Fart



Apparently, once Toyota succeeds in its super awesome number one best plan for world domination, everyone will drive a Prius. In this future, no one will use gas stations, telemarketers will be forced to do menial labor and the only airborne emissions — will come from cow rectums. Also, there will be a chicken in every pot. Also, Fresno sucks. Toyota says it's true, so it totally must be. [via Winding Road]

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TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah

This is so stupid.

In the future I will tail gate, cut off, and P.I.T. all of these Priusez to death with my '69 CST/10

Bet you I dont even get a door ding from one of them.