Apparently "Diesel" shoes kick butt. They kick so much butt, a super-sized motorized shoe and super-sized motorized butt were built for and crashed together in this commercial. Someone at the ad agency ate the brown acid.
In case you were wondering, the papyrus-fonted letter at the end reads:
I feel I wasn't made for running, but to kick you tender till the end of time.
Maybe the best motorized ass-based advertisement we've ever seen. We're also wondering what happens when you put headlights, brake lights, turn signals and mirrors on that ass-car and register it for road use.